The Vicious Cycle of Telling Emo Things to Pragya

Pragya is an extremely sly and devious creature. 

Not a lot of people know this, but when someone becomes reallyyyy good friends with Pragya, she releases this extremely poisonous and addictive substance that traps them under a spell for life. This highly lethal neurotoxin goes directly into your brain and destroys the inhibitory synapses of your limbic system.

Which means there is nothing stopping your emotions from flowing without inhibitions.

Sounds familiar?

Pragya is basically the real-life version of Poison Ivy from the DC comics.
She is the supervillain that slowly but surely takes out every single feeling inside you, and you don't even realise it because it feels good.

I have already mentioned in one of the previous anecdotes, about how being friends with Pragya makes you want to shower her with all the love in the world. But trying to do so comes with a few of Pragya's quirks.

If you are emotional and you want to tell Pragya how wonderful she is, there is a huge risk of getting trapped in a vicious cycle. This vicious cycle follows Pragya's Brainfreeze Theorem, as shown below. I am just as good at my handwriting as Pragya is while replying to heartfelt messages, so please pardon my handwriting. 

Click the picture below and zoom in to read.

If you are trapped in this vicious cycle of being emotional because of Pragya's existence in your life, welcome to the club. Once you are inside this cycle, there is no possible return to normalcy.

And the funniest thing is - Pragya has no reply to such emotional outbursts of affection because they are so emotional, even though they make her feel good BECAUSE THEY ARE SO EMOTIONAL.


Dear Pragya, if you're reading this -

I know how you feel when I transfer my emo feelings towards you all of a sudden. And the way you awkwardly respond with a stupid emoji makes you all the more adorable.

So although I’ve written this anecdote and made fun of this quirk of yours, and although it is my life goal to make you a tiny bit more expressive, I kinda wish you continue awkardly replying to such texts by emojis. 

In a strange way, it feels good :)