Pragya - A Unit of Time

Pragya absolutely looooooooooooves reallllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy loooooooooooooong conversations.

Which in retrospect is kinda ironic considering she is always the one to end every single reallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy loooooooooooooooooong conversation.
But more on that later.

This is about her love for long, beautiful convos.

If you are fortunate enough to land up in Pragya's good books, you're in for a treat. Because Pragya is a frickin' goldmine of soulful conversations. One slight tug of sentiment, and the next thing that would happen is both of you pouring your hearts out even before you realise what is happening.

Talking with Pragya also comes with its own set of laws of physics. This is because time runs differently when you have a heartful conversation with her. Studies have found that talking with Pragya makes you lose track of time so much that fundamental units of time such as 'minutes' or 'hours' lose their sense of identity altogether.

It is therefore imperative to understand that the world around you experiences time dilation when you talk with Pragya. The speed of the passage of time increases without possible explanation. An hour passes by without you ever needing to look at the clock.

Such disturbances in the fabric of nature have not gone unnoticed by the scientific fraternity. Physicists have proposed to devise a new unit of time - the Pragya Unit - to measure passage of time during conversations with Pragya.

And the equation's pretty simple to understand. One Pragya Unit equals one instance during the conversation when you have this sudden urge to shower her with all the positive adjectives in the English language.

Normally, a soulful conversation with Pragya measures around 100-200 Pragya units.